Local Teen Doesn’t Understand Why His Awesome Madden Pass Got Intercepted

Local teen, Brian Windemere, is a little confused.
“I picked a HB Delay so I could wait till the hole opened up and just run through, but when I saw that my buddy Harry was calling a blitz, I audibled to a PA Pass. Harry would rush me like it was a run and I could just pass it to my sick wide receiver, but stupid @$$ Madden 2009 messed it up. When I hiked the ball, I passed to B but Harry’s DB intercepted it and ran it back for a 45 yard touchdown. What the f^@# is that? I picked the perfect play. There’s no way that was my fault. Madden 2009 is retarded. I’m selling this stupid game so I can buy 2010 when it comes out.”
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Hey, I know this kid… from GRAW/GoW/CoD over the years.
He’s the one that SCREAMS down his Mic “THATS BULLSHIT – I SHOT YOU IN THE FACE! YOU SHOULD BE DEAD!” & has a tantrum whenever he dies.
Of course its Lag/Glitchers fault, *He* could never be pwned…. He’s way to 1337 for that! :p
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